This has to be THE worst holiday I have to put up with in the year...April Fools day is prety close but that is for only one day as where X-mas is a whole freakin month!

Alot of people go on about how Halloween is such a horrible holiday and that it's "EVIL" and pagan and whatnot. Now I'm not going to go on about how truely pagan X-mas is in it's roots and celebration today, no, I'm going to merely point out a few things most might not have noticed or don't point out enough.

1. Santa is damn creepy. Here is a guy who has little kids sit on his lap and tell him if they've been naughty or nice. Also as part of the legend he knows when you're sleeping, I imagine Santa in some little kid's clost looking out through a cracked door and playing with himself thinking about more than sugar plums danging in the kid's head.

2. Santa is Satan. Just look at it, the name scrambled a bit, both wear red suits, he gives out coal which burns and doesn't smell all too good like brimstone.

3. Irritants. Both in living and non-living form. People become ruder and more beligerent and the decorations are just dangerous. They all itch and have crud that gets in your eyes and won't come off easily. Tinsel is festive razor wire.

4. On X-mas someone who doesn't give to the less fortunate is left alone. On Halloween the same person showing the same attitude will get his front yard vandalized and then some in retaliation.

5.Carolers. You give them stuff and they KEEP singing. Trick or Treaters you give something and they go away.

6. Family get togethers. These are truely hell. You get a group of people who don't really like to be around each other together after a long drive/flight/etc. and you know a fight is going to break out at some level. Easter and Thanksgivign have these too.

7.Retail.

This list could go on for quite some time but I'm getting tired.

I should just give everyone porn wrapped in more porn this year. For those who have REALLY pissed me off I should give them some porn with me in it